my presence is a present kiss my ass //


When you’re finally off your period


You don’t want to go anywhere, and that’s why the same shit’s going to keep happening to you, because you want it to.

please tell me I’m not the only one who hates taylor’s current hair situation


Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.




I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

when i got my tattoo on wednesday 😎

when i got my tattoo on wednesday 😎

hi hello i’m having a good trip i got a tattoo and i’m sitting in a starbucks right now bc my mom doesn’t have internet lmao i hope you’re all having a good day